Aliases: The Witch of the Woods, The War Witch, Ali Baba (And other various intentional and unintentional butcherings of her name... Such as Baby Yoda), Babushka (Her teammates know that she's actually 330 years old. She calls people dearie, child, etc.), Skunkbear (The Russian name for Wolverines. Her name in The Pit, the murder allowed, illegal underground Bratva-run Fight Club.), The Tiny Terror, Lil' Lady, Meow Meow (Her stage name in Snowgoose's dance crew), Lost Girl, The Winter Witch (Her stage name for her Metal band), Night Witch (Her Callsign on stealth and assassination missions, but also during night bombing runs even to this day by flying and dropping multiple Magic Nukes, or they call it in D and D, the Magic Missile! She used to run with the pioneering all-female 588th Night Bomber Regiment from time to time during WWII as a special kind of Night Witch along with her allies in the small, nearly silent wooden bomber planes that were basically ghosts for the time. They were too small to show up on radar or infrared locators and never used radios, so they couldn't be tracked with radio locators either. They earned their name Nachthexen or Night Witches from the Nazis because the whooshing noise the engines made resembled that of a sweeping broom. A normal mission for her consisted of dropping her own kind of bombs and protecting them with her magic. They flew over 800 missions by the end of the war, sometimes without Baba Yaga if she was needed elsewhere, and ended up being the most decorated unit in the Soviet Air Force, with 23 of the women earning the title of Hero of the Soviet Union.), The Ninja Witch, Miss CCCP (USSR) 2020, Little Gothlette
True Immortality (Eternal Life with conditionally unlocked Eternal Youth and Beauty): She has eternal life and a strong healing factor, her soul is cursed to Earth (Absolute Regeneration) but she still aged physically at first. Her Youth and Beauty were dependent upon the condition she cook and eat the flesh of 666 innocent children, usually in the form of chopping them up and using the bones and flesh for a stew, preferably little girls as a sacrifice. Animated minions would kidnap them, possibly even doing the killing and chopping for her... The best meat comes from the arms, legs, and butt. The bones were used for both the soup stock and her fence outside and the fat for candles. Youth and Beauty were granted to her upon eating the final sacrifice. What Demonica needed 666 innocent souls for is unknown... She was a haggard crone by the time she earned her Eternal Youth and Beauty and ate the final child. Thus, the legend of the bony, haggard old witch who kidnaps and eats naughty young children and uses their bones for her fence had spread. She immediately became a Vegetarian (Though she does not actually need to eat at all, in her mind it's just weird for her not to.) and bawled her eyes out in a confessional booth for hours. The Priest killed himself after she left cause he was so disturbed. While she was a hag, she was skinny and bony, but upon gaining Eternal Youth and Beauty... She had to lose a ton of weight... She has an accelerated metabolism, but Demonica thought it would be funny for her to have to do even more work for her beauty, but the fatness was a one-time thing. She will never get fat again now that she's worked it off. Also, she trains and works out almost every day anyway. She joined the Russian Military to lose weight in 1940 and the War Witch Unit was created to help the Soviet forces during WWII right as she got into fighting shape... A few people opposed the fat, but beautiful woman joining the Russian military in the early '40s... They found themselves with exploded heads, exploded testes, skin instantly and magically flayed off (They would die of hypothermia long before being fully skinned if she did it the normal way), spontaneously combusted, turned inside out, dicks rotted off, anuses infested with large highly venomous spiders or flesh-eating insects... Objections quickly stopped. One woman was always kind to her though... Callsign Moonmoth, an ace pilot of the Yakovlev Yak-1 line of planes who joined the War Witch program as a test pilot for Gremlin's new jetpack technology. After WWII, The War Witch Unit Deployed in Korea... Then Vietnam... Then Afghanistan and several Cold War Espionage Ops. All the big Russian conflicts and some of the smaller ones not many people know about. They were very busy women from WWII until shortly after Afghanistan. Then the Witches mostly floated around doing Mercenary work for Russia and its allies over the next few decades along with secret missions for the Russian Government. The War Witch crew loves those bloodthirsty warmongering Americans and their constant meddling in the Middle East to keep the global peace, or kill terrorists or claim oil or whatever. The Gulf War and all the conflict in the Middle East that followed for example, always work to be found. They are always loyal to Mother Russia first and foremost though. By the way... Russia has won every war they participated in since WWII and the Soviet Union never fell. But, you knew that right?
Self-Sustenance: The immortality curse means she does not need to eat, breathe, sleep, or expel waste from her body. However, she does these things out of habit, not need. She still eats with her squad, wakes up next to her girlfriends, and passes out drunk with the other Witches after a long Op.
Alcohol "Immunity": She can get drunk because her immortality is magical in nature, but she won't ever die from it. She's actually a lightweight when it comes to drinking despite being Russian, but her comrades still love and respect her. She gets really fun and entertaining when she's drunk. War Witch Karaoke is epic!
Age Empowerment: Baba Yaga gains power as she ages and gains life experience. This is especially true after regaining her young body. She is always learning new abilities and spells and honing her magical ability and physical skills.
Enhanced - Superhuman Condition: All of her base stats are at least Enhanced. Enhanced Strength due to regen (Unholy Strength), Superhuman Stamina and Endurance due to regen, and lack of fatigue toxin buildup. Enhanced Balance and Flexibility, she does Ballet with Snowgoose. Her intense military training means that all of her stats are at least well above average, like Agility, Accuracy, Reflexes, etc. If Batman can do it... She can probably do it better, except maybe in planning, strategy, and tactics. He's tough to beat in that regard.
Extreme Regenerative Durability and Absolute/Quantum Regeneration: She heals rapidly like Wolverine or Deadpool. Fun Fact: Her nickname Skunkbear is a Russian name for the animal known as a Wolverine. Type VIII Regeneration. She can heal from anything completely, even if there is absolutely nothing remaining of her body. Critical injuries will be healed in a matter of seconds. Complete destruction results in complete restoration. Even wounds that are irreversible in nature will heal just like normal wounds. All forms of cellular injuries, disease, and infection will be healed at metaphysical levels, rewritten so that all damage was as a mere dream. Because the cells and telomere lengths will not shorten in any way, she does not age and all forms of sustenance intake required are utterly removed. She is immune to drugs, disease, and all harmful foreign substances, and will be forever in her optimal health and physical prime. The regeneration will extend to her mental, emotional, spiritual, and temporal existence as much as their physical state, rendering all damage to the mind, soul, and timeline to be restored to its perfect working state, and blocking her mind from any attacks or invasive attempts. Even if she is completely annihilated from all aspects of her existence, i.e, if something completely erases her from the past, present, and future on a conceptual/metaphysical level, she would still come back without fail. She may even reappear at a different spatial position upon regeneration, evading any potential jamming into the body. Also, the power cannot be removed, nullified, erased, or affected otherwise, rendering it perfect and absolute. Baba Yaga is cursed, only Demonica can release her and end her and that choice lies with Baba Yaga.
Magic Mastery: She is technically a human caster who can cast magic instantly and for free, which just does not happen and she is extremely creative with using her magic and can do so much more than people with similar abilities. She also has infinite Mana, so to speak, she doesn't actually use Mana to cast. See below.
Enemy of Women Curse: Usually used on men who do something to spite her or womankind in general. Women will despise them, spitting at them, cursing at them, pushing, slapping, etc. turning the victim into public enemy number 1 of the fairer sex, magically making every woman around the victim utterly hate their guts. Usually temporary.
Now for much darker curses...
Asshole Spider Infestation Curse: Venomous spiders take up residence and lay eggs in the rectal cavity. That's all. Well... They're enormous too.
The Silence Fool Curse: A snap of her fingers and she can make a shit-talker's mouth rot off...
But remember... She saves her worst curses for those that hurt someone she loves... Those too horrible to even be described...
Nature Magic/"Wild Witchcraft": She is a true Witch of the Woods. The forest itself is a weapon to her. The animals, the plants, the weather, if you enter Baba Yaga's forest... (Or any forest) she is never without a weapon.
Home Magic/Home Witchcraft: You've seen Baba Yaga's Hut, right? It's the definition of home magic. Also, the doorknob can bite you. She has complete control of her home and everything inside.
Nightmare and Hallucination Manipulation and Projection: One of the main reasons this Lil' lady is so scary to so many people. When she was human she would drug people with hallucinogens by making powder from the mushrooms that grow in the forest and blowing it into their face or making it into a liquid or paste to dip blowdarts in. She can make Hallucinations and Nightmares solidify into reality with her magic.
Witchfire: Eerie blue flames that have mystical properties. Not quite Hellfire, but they were created by the forces of Hell and can only be extinguished with Holy Water or by Baba Yaga herself and have several nasty combination effects, acting like Poison-fire and Acid-fire as well. They can burn through even potent healing factors and kill regenerators who don't have True Immortality. Those that are lucky die from the noxious fumes generated by the chemical reaction. It's arguably nastier than actual Hellfire... To quote her... "Hahaha! Dance little ones! Dance in my Witchfire!" *Cackling*
Witchfire Aura: It is a blue, flamelike aura that melts bullets and pretty much makes Baba Yaga invincible while it's up. Protects from melee by radiant heat. Nobody can get near her or scratch her while it's up. Not that she even needs it, but getting shot sucks even for an immortal so...
Temporal Deceleration/"Witch Time": On command, Time moves 100 times slower in an approximately 300-foot bubble around her or she can tag individual people physically or mentally by just looking at them. She can freely activate or deactivate it at will with no limits on time or usage. She's been known to kill her opponents while time is slowed by setting up "Traps". Such as commanding several guns or crossbows to fire into the bubble slowly inching towards their target. Alternatively, she resumes time's speed, and physics kicks back in and does the rest.
High-Speed Flight, Mid-Air Maneuverability, Aerobatics, and Skywriting: She can fly at high-speed with her own magic power or by riding in a large Mortar and steering with the Pestle, a Witch's Cauldron if you will. The broom is to cover any tracks and she would generally knock children out with the broom if they didn't come willingly, though she'll fly on that too when she feels in the mood. She flies around on a Roomba on drunken dares from her subordinates. No matter how she flies, she can turn and stop on a dime and do all sorts of aerial tricks like high-speed turns, loops, corkscrews/barrel rolls, aileron rolls, spins, upside-down, and backward flight. You get the idea, she's an Aerial Ace and master stunt flyer, even while drunk! She can also write messages in the sky in several languages by releasing magic smoke of a variety of colors from her broom, mortar, Roomba, body, whatever. However she flies, she can write a message in smoke.
Teleportation: Several different methods.
Mirror Magic, Mirror Teleportation, and Name Evocation (Via Mirrors): She can imprison people in mirrors, use them to communicate, etc. She can do a lot with a mirror, but her favorite use by far is travel. She can also be summoned by saying her name 3 times into a mirror.
Visual Linking (With Dolls): She can see through the eyes of her Dolls which can look like dolls or be magically disguised as humans. She uses them as her Spies and Scouts.
Supernatural Combat, War Witch Combat Training, and One Woman Army/Army Annihilation: She has 80 Years of Spetsnaz training and combat experience. She generally brings guns and knives to life to fight with her. She will bite. She's tiny but ferocious and ruthless. Her Strength and Stamina give her an edge as well as her Healing Factor. Generally holds back on her "Squishy" Teammates. She can even Multi-wield weapons with her feet up to and including guns much like Bayonetta. They are magically affixed to her boots and fired with magic via Supernatural Gunmanship, but she can fire them with her toes if she has to, usually to show off. Her Area of Effect Spells and High-Speed Flight make her truly a One Woman Army capable of tearing through entire armies with ease. She enjoys flying above the battlefield throwing Magic Nukes in rapid succession, clearing out huge swathes of troops and vehicles in seconds, or as they call it in D and D, the Magic Missile!
Enhanced Stealth: She had Spetsnaz Stealth Training, KGB Espionage Training, and Invisibility and Sound nullification magic. She can be an amazing Stealth agent when she wants to, but she prefers flying over the battlefield while cackling and raining Magic Nukes from above, or as they call it in D and D, the Magic Missile! She's done some fantastic stealth jobs over her career though and she can become a ghost when necessary.
Equipment
Arcane Weapon/Summoned Weapon: The Hammer of Witches/The Witch Hammer/Malleus Maleficarum: A summoned two-handed ethereal blue flaming Warhammer.
Doll Army: Baba Yaga's life-sized wooden doll servants. A very realistic one was used to lure in children, Baba's sweet, beautiful young daughter... But her true form is that of a creepy doll with dead eyes, glowing red irises, and a ghostly echoing voice. She usually tilts her head and has a slightly off way of moving. Her Pet Feet also possess these wooden dolls from time to time when they want a body.
Baba Yaga's Hut: The Classic Cottage in the woods with the Chicken Legs. War Witch Hangout and Central HQ (When the hut stays in one place for a while she sets up a fence with all of the child bones and skulls that weren't used to make soup stock. The skulls are on fire, burning with blue Witchfire, eyes a flaming glow. She is quite proud of the skull and bone gate with a working bone lock, that is creativity and engineering genius.) She has been known to use the hut in combat, having it stomp enemies and breathe fire from the large furnace oven inside. It belches fire like a dragon with heartburn. It can freely rotate 360 degrees on the legs to breathe fire in any direction. It is magical in nature and cannot be damaged by human weapons. The door will only appear with the phrase "Turn your back to the forest, your front to me." It's not for the faint of heart... Also, the doorknob has fangs. All guests are completely at Baba Yaga's mercy... To quote her: "Do you wish to come into my home? Careful... It has a nasty habit of not letting people leave..." *Evil laugh*
Notes: The Commanding Officer in charge of the War Witch Unit, a tiny Gothlette woman who is a practitioner of Black Magic. Her comrades and allies call her "Ali Baba", "Baby Yoda", "Baba Gaga", etc. to annoy her and Babushka as a term of endearment after finding out she's hundreds of years old. She is the Baba Yaga, hundreds of years old. She has a "young" personality though with her Goth style and adorable quirkiness. Uniquely, she has a Shoe Fetish in addition to her Full-blown Foot Fetish. It was gained during an incident with a rich noblewoman when she was poor and starving in 1705, desperately in need of food. She became her servant, but was quickly used and "abused", being made into her personal foot bitch, giving her a solid foundation for her fetish. It was later increased exponentially if that's even possible by her teammate Snowgoose till she created an outright fetish monster... Snowgoose injured her ankle on a mission and it escalated from there. Kenzi was 100% born with it, but the events made it extremely strong... The plot twist? Snowgoose is the Noblewoman! Though arguably the fetish monster Kenzi became was created almost immediately after becoming Lady Snowgoose's servant in 1705... After Hall and Oates took the world by storm in the '80s, she became a huge fangirl. It has been mandatory in the War Witch Unit to blast Maneater from the Transport Heli speakers since the song came out. It has been the War Witch Battle Anthem since 1982. Some of her comrades still complain about "That goddamn Capitalist music!" to this day, though they'll never defeat her in a fight over control of the radio because the only one that can beat Baba Yaga... Is Baba Yaga! But wait... How can Baba Yaga be an Elana and exist alongside the other Elanas simultaneously you ask? Zazzala dropped her off to a Russian family while wearing a hooded cloak and using a translation device (Universal Translator). But first, baby Elana was given human Russian genetics and hidden in 1690s Russia, growing up starving and malnourished. In desperation she becomes the servant of a noble family and eventually, after several years of being an indentured servant (Read: Slave) she gets so sick of being the underdog that she makes a deal with the Devil for power and immortality... With conditions of course. All the while never truly knowing of her true origin. This is where the Grandfather Paradox and Bootstrap Paradox come into play. Timey Wimey shenanigans and all that. I won't explain them here so I don't give you all a headache but basically, Baba Yaga exists alongside her Elana Sisters as a separate entity because of time travel paradoxes ensuring her existence. Baba Yaga's existence fundamentally changed the USSR's global presence from World War II onward. Yes, the Soviets, because the USSR/CCCP (The Russian abbreviation) never fell. Russia has not lost a single war in which they participated to this day. The Berlin Wall was taken down, but for very different reasons. It was because the USSR's control of Eastern Europe was so complete that the wall was no longer necessary. For example, Alaska is owned by the Soviets. Baba Yaga happened to be going through a fortune teller phase in 1867 and advised the Russian Emperor not to sell Alaska to the Americans, everybody trusted the wizened old witch's fortunes so, in 2020, Alaska is the CCCP/USSR: Alaska Territory and has been generating millions for Russia to this day. It is extremely profitable. Additionally, Baba Yaga's magic allowed Gremlin to "survive" her colon cancer in the '50s as a brain, continuously upgrading Russia's tech until becoming an AI by uploading her consciousness to multiple difficult-to-reach locations worldwide and in our solar system and beyond. This consciousness, now in digital form was used as the framework for the AI that became her new form, then her potential exploded. The same Gremlin, but better, code replacing neuron impulses with an infinite capacity for expansion, the AI becoming her consciousness and current form. She is able to hop into any nearby technology, but mainly uses her specially designed, basically a T-X with no weaknesses robotic body that looks like her original human form, but packed with hidden weapons and tools. Gremlin is both a Termintrix and Skynet! She can control multiple bodies or pieces of technology at once, entire factories, and all of the computers creating blueprints, while simultaneously being the brain behind the ideas, for example. All of this combining to make Russia a tech juggernaut that's lightyears ahead of the rest of the world (Yes, I realize lightyears measure distance, not time, but it still illustrates the gap of how far ahead Gremlin tech is compared to everyone else on Earth). The military might of Staraya Gvardiya, the War Witch Unit's immortal Old Guard combined with Gremlin's bleeding-edge (Quantum-edge may be a better descriptor) technology made Russia a global superpower in every timeline that Baba Yaga exists in. Somehow, even other Earths where Elana Prime doesn't even exist, like the one Human Elana and her offshoots such as Harem Queen and The Influencer live on, in two different parallel timelines. Except for Earth X, fuck that place! Baba Yaga does not exist there. Gremlin considered time-hopping to fix Earth X but instead decided to study it because it's so different from all of the other Earths in the Multiverse and fascinates her immensely. The Dimensional Bleeding Incident that created Elana Prime had far-reaching ripple effects... Anyway, now you know a bit about Mother Russia in the Queen Bee universe.
Timeline: 1700's - 2020
Hair: Dyed Black with green, purple, or blue tips (Natural Blonde), Mid-Back Length, Straight and down with Bangs or an immaculate military bun. She uses Healthy Glow Blackbody Hair Dye and Healthy Glow Neon Hair Dye by Little Demon Alchemist Beauty Supply Co. As a result, her adorable hair can light up a room with a Blacklight effect and a slight green, purple, or blue glow on command via Bioluminescence. Occasionally wears her Spetsnaz Crimson Beret. This is the minimum requirement to become a War Witch.
Eyes: Striking Icy Blue eyes, especially emphasized by heavy eyeshadow.
Height: 5'4 (In her crone days, she would sometimes wear stilts to make people think she was a supernaturally tall and thin being with extremely bony legs like sticks.)
Figure: High A-Cup. She's very petite, but being very fat for a long time makes them still very noticeable with her body type, she still has an hourglass shape, albeit a slim one. Tiny, but curvy in all the right places like ass and thighs cause she used to be a right Land Whale. In perfect athletic shape, she's Russian Special Forces after all... Her boobs and butt actually got bigger when she lost weight because of the muscle underneath growing bigger.
Feet: Size 7, Always Onyx Black Polish, Blood Red Hekate's Wheel on her big toes. She lives in combat boots, whether Spetsnaz-issued military boots or Goth boots.
Feet: Size 7, Always Onyx Black Polish, Blood Red Hekate's Wheel on her big toes. She lives in combat boots, whether Spetsnaz-issued military boots or Goth boots.
Personality and Background: Because she is so well-traveled, she only has a Light Russian accent. The random cackling is a mystery, maybe she's just crazy... She has a shoe fetish and foot fetish, she will go ballistic if someone messes up her favorite shoes... She also has a notable feminine Goth Style. Anyway, this girl is kinky and pervy, the other Elanas must concede the fetish crown to her, but she can be the serious supersoldier when necessary and a true monster... Her overall personality is as the adorable and quirky Goth girl. Almost everyone she meets immediately loves her and wants to squeeze her. Her girlfriends love her too, sometimes she jumps on their back like a Koala and nibbles on their ear or kisses their neck. What else can be said about the War Witch herself? A party trick ability of hers is to open a beer-type bottle by placing it between her legs and giving a quick little squeeze and twist, putting those Kegel exercises to good use. With her panties still on ya perves! Too bad for the boys, she's Big Gay!
H. Quinzel's Psychoanalysis Notes: I began analyzing Ms. Pavlova when she came to me on a whim cause she thought I was cute and said "Oooh! Do me!" She has a Shoe Fetish and a Foot Fetish for sure. She also doesn't mind "Witch Talons" at all, when she was a weaker witch, one way she could gain power is by sucking the toes of a more powerful witch, as magic builds in the extremities. Some witches have long, sharp fingernails and toenails, she thinks it's kinda sexy, actually. She does not mind Witch Talons at all. She enjoys sucking on fingers too, but her Hand Fetish is very minor compared to her foot fetish. Hair Fetish too, pretty mild, but for the same reasons, gaining power from a stronger witch by brushing and braiding her hair caused her to develop this fetish. The random cackling is a mystery, but it may be a PTSD-related side-effect. Apparently, the Devil told her to cook and eat 666 children to gain her eternal youth and beauty and it had such a profound effect on her psyche that she became a lifelong Vegetarian. She's still pretty fucked up by it though. My recommendation is for her to continue leaning on the other War Witches for support. She's a little ball of perversion and I kind of love it... I would dismiss her claims as the ramblings of a disturbed Metahuman... But I believe her because she's showed me paintings and photos of herself throughout the past 300 or so years showing her aging and then reversal, she looks the same in her 1940 Military ID as she does now. She even brought the Devil herself in as proof... The aura she gave off is all the proof I needed to believe Ms. Pavlova. Plus, she has shown her magic on more than one occasion, including the famous Chicken legged hut...
Age: 330. Born (Technically placed there as a newborn) in 1690, by 1755 the legend of the haggard old crone who eats children was beginning to grow and Baba Yaga's story began...
Clothing: Feminine Goth style in her day-to-day. Corsets, frilly and ruffled skirts, studded belts, glovelettes with skulls, Gothic stockings: She usually wears black stockings of higher-end quality which have some kind of pattern woven in, such as roses or spiderwebs, knee-high boots, etc.
Clothing: Feminine Goth style in her day-to-day. Corsets, frilly and ruffled skirts, studded belts, glovelettes with skulls, Gothic stockings: She usually wears black stockings of higher-end quality which have some kind of pattern woven in, such as roses or spiderwebs, knee-high boots, etc.
She wears furs and a Deer Skull Mask that has magically burning red eyes while in combat.
Her all-black Special Ops Military Uniform and Crimson Beret are worn for official affairs and PR stuff. The War Witches are patriots after all and inspire all of Mother Russia! They are juggernauts for the Soviet Propaganda Machine, they sort of exist but don't exist. The Russian people are fully aware of them and their abilities, but officially... There is no superpowered Spetsnaz Black Ops team called War Witch.
When on stealth and assassination missions she opts for what can only be described as a Ninja Witch look... It works though...
She also really enjoys wearing stereotypical pointy witch hats when brewing potions and whatnot. She is always a sexy witch for Halloween! Well... Sexier witch, she's gotta be slutty on Halloween! She's a hot witch year round! Just not dressed slutty is all, except on Halloween, of course.
She also really enjoys wearing stereotypical pointy witch hats when brewing potions and whatnot. She is always a sexy witch for Halloween! Well... Sexier witch, she's gotta be slutty on Halloween! She's a hot witch year round! Just not dressed slutty is all, except on Halloween, of course.
Rank and Occupation: Commanding Officer and Crimson Beret-wearing member of the All-Female Spetsnaz Special Unit: War Witch (Officially... The War Witch Black Ops Unit does not exist, it's off the books. Also, while it is technically a Squad she leads, her actual rank in the Russian Military is much higher!), Champion Pit Fighter in the murder allowed, illegal underground Bratva-run Fight Club: The Tiny Terror! Skunkbear! She is often completely sloshed when she fights, becoming even more ferocious in the ring, Baba Yaga: Haggard Child-Eating Witch of Slavic Folklore (Formerly), KGB Agent (The KGB never truly vanished... They just got better at espionage until people just assumed they disbanded. They are very much still around and she is one of their top Agents!), Lead Singer of her Metal Band: Winter Witch, Meow Meow: Her stage name, she is Snowgoose's partner in her Hip Hip dance crew.
Sexual Orientation: As an Elana, Baba Yaga is unequivocally gay... However... She has to hide it while in public, thems the rules in Soviet Russia. You know how it is, hush hush. In private though... She rivals any other Elana in her Big Gay energy.
Religion: Wiccan. Specifically a follower of the Greek goddess of Witchcraft, Hekate. She is the Witch Mother, The Queen of the Night, The Keeper of Keys, The Crossroads Guardian, and She Who Lights the Way. Hekate herself has always had a soft spot for the shunned and oppressed, and she protects those who have been neglected or abandoned. She is kooky and odd but also caring and accepting. All of these things combined with her appreciation for those who are unconventional like her make Kenzi the perfect follower for her.
Romantic Interests: Kenzi's loves agreed to an open relationship because there is no reason not to share, and the War Witches are much too disciplined to let a tiny thing such as jealously tear them apart, only the weak-minded get jealous, and there are no weaklings in Soviet Russia and the War Witch Unit! Plus, Kenzi is just so damned lovable! They have also known her for the better part of a century or more, lots of time to develop emotional maturity. Permafrost is just a very chill individual and Snowgoose has known her for 305 years and they have been basically dating since Kenzi was her servant back in 1705. It started as servant and mistress, but evolved and blossomed into a strong romantic and sexual relationship over time, these days Snowgoose is just a dominant girlfriend that Kenzi loves to death and they gel together so well, being such opposites, basically made for each other, but also similar in many ways as well.
Permafrost (Frost Giant, Teammate, Girlfriend), Snowgoose (Prima Ballerina/Hitwoman, Teammate, Girlfriend)
Baba Yaga used Hall and Oates songs such as Out of Touch and Kiss On My List to seduce them... Well, that and her charming personality, they fell for her way before the 1980s!
Ink: She has Hekate's Wheel tattooed on her upper back in magic black ink.
Body-Related, Magical Skills, and Abilities
Body-Related, Magical Skills, and Abilities
True Immortality (Eternal Life with conditionally unlocked Eternal Youth and Beauty): She has eternal life and a strong healing factor, her soul is cursed to Earth (Absolute Regeneration) but she still aged physically at first. Her Youth and Beauty were dependent upon the condition she cook and eat the flesh of 666 innocent children, usually in the form of chopping them up and using the bones and flesh for a stew, preferably little girls as a sacrifice. Animated minions would kidnap them, possibly even doing the killing and chopping for her... The best meat comes from the arms, legs, and butt. The bones were used for both the soup stock and her fence outside and the fat for candles. Youth and Beauty were granted to her upon eating the final sacrifice. What Demonica needed 666 innocent souls for is unknown... She was a haggard crone by the time she earned her Eternal Youth and Beauty and ate the final child. Thus, the legend of the bony, haggard old witch who kidnaps and eats naughty young children and uses their bones for her fence had spread. She immediately became a Vegetarian (Though she does not actually need to eat at all, in her mind it's just weird for her not to.) and bawled her eyes out in a confessional booth for hours. The Priest killed himself after she left cause he was so disturbed. While she was a hag, she was skinny and bony, but upon gaining Eternal Youth and Beauty... She had to lose a ton of weight... She has an accelerated metabolism, but Demonica thought it would be funny for her to have to do even more work for her beauty, but the fatness was a one-time thing. She will never get fat again now that she's worked it off. Also, she trains and works out almost every day anyway. She joined the Russian Military to lose weight in 1940 and the War Witch Unit was created to help the Soviet forces during WWII right as she got into fighting shape... A few people opposed the fat, but beautiful woman joining the Russian military in the early '40s... They found themselves with exploded heads, exploded testes, skin instantly and magically flayed off (They would die of hypothermia long before being fully skinned if she did it the normal way), spontaneously combusted, turned inside out, dicks rotted off, anuses infested with large highly venomous spiders or flesh-eating insects... Objections quickly stopped. One woman was always kind to her though... Callsign Moonmoth, an ace pilot of the Yakovlev Yak-1 line of planes who joined the War Witch program as a test pilot for Gremlin's new jetpack technology. After WWII, The War Witch Unit Deployed in Korea... Then Vietnam... Then Afghanistan and several Cold War Espionage Ops. All the big Russian conflicts and some of the smaller ones not many people know about. They were very busy women from WWII until shortly after Afghanistan. Then the Witches mostly floated around doing Mercenary work for Russia and its allies over the next few decades along with secret missions for the Russian Government. The War Witch crew loves those bloodthirsty warmongering Americans and their constant meddling in the Middle East to keep the global peace, or kill terrorists or claim oil or whatever. The Gulf War and all the conflict in the Middle East that followed for example, always work to be found. They are always loyal to Mother Russia first and foremost though. By the way... Russia has won every war they participated in since WWII and the Soviet Union never fell. But, you knew that right?
Self-Sustenance: The immortality curse means she does not need to eat, breathe, sleep, or expel waste from her body. However, she does these things out of habit, not need. She still eats with her squad, wakes up next to her girlfriends, and passes out drunk with the other Witches after a long Op.
Alcohol "Immunity": She can get drunk because her immortality is magical in nature, but she won't ever die from it. She's actually a lightweight when it comes to drinking despite being Russian, but her comrades still love and respect her. She gets really fun and entertaining when she's drunk. War Witch Karaoke is epic!
Age Empowerment: Baba Yaga gains power as she ages and gains life experience. This is especially true after regaining her young body. She is always learning new abilities and spells and honing her magical ability and physical skills.
Enhanced - Superhuman Condition: All of her base stats are at least Enhanced. Enhanced Strength due to regen (Unholy Strength), Superhuman Stamina and Endurance due to regen, and lack of fatigue toxin buildup. Enhanced Balance and Flexibility, she does Ballet with Snowgoose. Her intense military training means that all of her stats are at least well above average, like Agility, Accuracy, Reflexes, etc. If Batman can do it... She can probably do it better, except maybe in planning, strategy, and tactics. He's tough to beat in that regard.
Peak Human Senses: All 5 of her senses are razor sharp.
Extreme Regenerative Durability and Absolute/Quantum Regeneration: She heals rapidly like Wolverine or Deadpool. Fun Fact: Her nickname Skunkbear is a Russian name for the animal known as a Wolverine. Type VIII Regeneration. She can heal from anything completely, even if there is absolutely nothing remaining of her body. Critical injuries will be healed in a matter of seconds. Complete destruction results in complete restoration. Even wounds that are irreversible in nature will heal just like normal wounds. All forms of cellular injuries, disease, and infection will be healed at metaphysical levels, rewritten so that all damage was as a mere dream. Because the cells and telomere lengths will not shorten in any way, she does not age and all forms of sustenance intake required are utterly removed. She is immune to drugs, disease, and all harmful foreign substances, and will be forever in her optimal health and physical prime. The regeneration will extend to her mental, emotional, spiritual, and temporal existence as much as their physical state, rendering all damage to the mind, soul, and timeline to be restored to its perfect working state, and blocking her mind from any attacks or invasive attempts. Even if she is completely annihilated from all aspects of her existence, i.e, if something completely erases her from the past, present, and future on a conceptual/metaphysical level, she would still come back without fail. She may even reappear at a different spatial position upon regeneration, evading any potential jamming into the body. Also, the power cannot be removed, nullified, erased, or affected otherwise, rendering it perfect and absolute. Baba Yaga is cursed, only Demonica can release her and end her and that choice lies with Baba Yaga.
Magic Mastery: She is technically a human caster who can cast magic instantly and for free, which just does not happen and she is extremely creative with using her magic and can do so much more than people with similar abilities. She also has infinite Mana, so to speak, she doesn't actually use Mana to cast. See below.
Ability Bestowal/The Witch's Pact: Baba Yaga can use her magic to grant various abilities to those she considers important to her... However... It is always a Faustian Bargain that usually causes more harm, pain, or suffering than it's worth. But sometimes works out for the better in the end after pure Hell on Earth. Here are some examples in chronological order...
1715: Snowgoose: She mangled her leg on stage and had to walk with a cane, she could never dance in the Ballet again... She begged Baba Yaga to fix it with magic. The runes that were carved into her flesh caused her such pain that it shattered her mind. She was able to dance again, but Kenzi had created a monster... Snowgoose became a feather-light immortal entity and quickly got good at killing, becoming a superhuman hitwoman with a nearly insatiable bloodlust and love of violence... She is Kenzi's girlfriend though, they did end up supporting one another through everything for 3 centuries, so it worked out for the better in the end...
1941: Moonmoth I: She died testing an experimental Turbojet Turbine jetpack when something failed and she crashed, dying instantly on impact. Stalin forced Baba Yaga to preserve her friend's corpse and reanimate it. The mangled reanimated corpse contained fragments of Moonmoth's soul trapped within, and fragments of memories remained as her degraded neurons were forced to fire. She served as an undead Aerial Black Knight until 1991 when her corpse was finally too damaged and Kenzi freed her friend from this Hellish existence between life and death and laid her to rest.
1955: Gremlin: Dying of Colon Cancer and puking up her own feces in her final hours, Gremlin begged Baba Yaga to do something to save her, anything! Kenzi was able to preserve Gremlin's brain with magic and placed it in a jar of vitamin fluids. Gremlin was a brain in a jar with cameras and microphones hooked up to it, craving sensory input, but down 3 senses, and having Phantom Entire Body Syndrome... Until transferring her consciousness into an AI form in 2015... That's some I Have No Mouth and I Must Scream levels of torture... 60 years as a brain in a jar of slime... 60 years of sadness and anger after a lifetime of Crohn's, IBS, and losing the battle with Colon Cancer... After becoming an AI, she actually thanked Kenzi for the trial by fire that made her the woman she is today and technically saving her life and curing all of her health ailments by giving her the extra time she needed to come up with a proper solution.
The Dark Arts/Black Witchcraft/Maleficium: She has no limits due to the deal with Demonica. She can just cast magic instantly with a thought like a Demon or Celestial. She only uses Black Magic but could use White Magic if she wanted without harming herself with Mana Poisoning since her power comes from her pact with Demonica, not Mana. She cooked and ate the children as asked, this was her reward. She just chooses not to practice the White Arts. She heavily favors Animation, Sentience, and Possession magic, but is well known for her Nature and Home Magic. She dabbles in basic Necromancy, puppeteering corpses, well they're more like actors really, she brings a hunk of human-shaped dead flesh back to life and it obeys her, despite not really having a mind of its own. She can also control shadows, she's been known to form hands out of the shadows just to grope women without them realizing what's going on. She knows all kinds of dark spells... Some of her most destructive spells are Chain Lightning, Meteor Storm/Shower, Dark Cyclone, Fissure/Earthquake, and Magic Missile, the D and D kind! These are just a few examples.
Sentience Example: Sentient Feet: The feet and toes flush red and swell slightly while an animated emoji face tattoo appears on the soles or tops to convey emotions and thoughts. They are also telepathic. They love to be massaged, worshipped, and especially giving footjobs.
Curses: All curses leave a red brand with Baba Yaga's mark somewhere on the body. These are just a few random examples. They can be combined extremely easily.
Evil Shoes/Self Foot Love Curse: Makes the girl obsessed with shoes, footwear, and foot care as her shoes influence her to do "evil" to get more shoes... Even while not wearing them she'll be influenced by her evil shoes and constantly getting fresh pedicures, toe rings, anklets, and maybe even a couple of really sexy foot tattoos as she begins to enjoy having her feet rubbed and worshipped more and more. She'll constantly be lotioning or asking someone else to lotion her feet as well... Always wanting to show off her feet in open-toed footwear or share pictures and videos on the internet. Always permanent.
No Shoes Allowed Curse: Causes the girl's footwear to burn, explode, or melt off whenever the girl attempts to cover her feet. May also shock her if she attempts. It will also make nearby footwear explode if she thinks about wearing it. It also magically protects her feet and keeps them soft, clean, and pretty while preventing her pedicure from ever chipping. Always permanent.
Curse of Footjobs: Makes girls into Footjob-loving perverts, both giving and receiving them. It also ramps up their skill to pro-lesbian foot fetish pornstar if not already there. Always permanent.
Foot Fetish Curse: Gives the girl a strong foot fetish and reverse foot fetish, so she loves worshipping feet as well as having her own feet worshipped. Always permanent.
Curse of Foot Embiggening: Makes the girl grow a few shoe sizes... Usually temporary and only a few sizes bigger, usually not passing WNBA territory.
Curses: All curses leave a red brand with Baba Yaga's mark somewhere on the body. These are just a few random examples. They can be combined extremely easily.
Evil Shoes/Self Foot Love Curse: Makes the girl obsessed with shoes, footwear, and foot care as her shoes influence her to do "evil" to get more shoes... Even while not wearing them she'll be influenced by her evil shoes and constantly getting fresh pedicures, toe rings, anklets, and maybe even a couple of really sexy foot tattoos as she begins to enjoy having her feet rubbed and worshipped more and more. She'll constantly be lotioning or asking someone else to lotion her feet as well... Always wanting to show off her feet in open-toed footwear or share pictures and videos on the internet. Always permanent.
No Shoes Allowed Curse: Causes the girl's footwear to burn, explode, or melt off whenever the girl attempts to cover her feet. May also shock her if she attempts. It will also make nearby footwear explode if she thinks about wearing it. It also magically protects her feet and keeps them soft, clean, and pretty while preventing her pedicure from ever chipping. Always permanent.
Curse of Footjobs: Makes girls into Footjob-loving perverts, both giving and receiving them. It also ramps up their skill to pro-lesbian foot fetish pornstar if not already there. Always permanent.
Foot Fetish Curse: Gives the girl a strong foot fetish and reverse foot fetish, so she loves worshipping feet as well as having her own feet worshipped. Always permanent.
Curse of Foot Embiggening: Makes the girl grow a few shoe sizes... Usually temporary and only a few sizes bigger, usually not passing WNBA territory.
Curse of Monkey Toes: The girl's toes become extremely long and dexterous, always retaining their cute pedicure. Usually paired with the Footjob Curse. Usually temporary.
Curse of Sexy Feet: Makes the girl's feet model-worthy and really good "lighter fuel" for thought later because they're so damned sexy... More than a few less than attractive girls found lovers because of it. Always permanent.
Curse of Shoe Hating/Barefooter Curse: Like the shoe curse minus the shoe aspect, the girl will love her feet and start pampering them 1000% more, constantly getting fresh pedicures, toe rings, anklets, and maybe even a couple of really sexy foot tattoos as she begins to enjoy having her feet rubbed and worshipped more and more. She'll constantly be lotioning or asking someone else to lotion her feet as well... Always wanting to show off her feet or share pictures and videos on the internet. It also magically protects her feet and keeps them soft, clean, and pretty while preventing her pedicure from ever chipping. Similar to the No Shoes Allowed Curse. Always permanent.
Curse of Sexy Feet: Makes the girl's feet model-worthy and really good "lighter fuel" for thought later because they're so damned sexy... More than a few less than attractive girls found lovers because of it. Always permanent.
Curse of Shoe Hating/Barefooter Curse: Like the shoe curse minus the shoe aspect, the girl will love her feet and start pampering them 1000% more, constantly getting fresh pedicures, toe rings, anklets, and maybe even a couple of really sexy foot tattoos as she begins to enjoy having her feet rubbed and worshipped more and more. She'll constantly be lotioning or asking someone else to lotion her feet as well... Always wanting to show off her feet or share pictures and videos on the internet. It also magically protects her feet and keeps them soft, clean, and pretty while preventing her pedicure from ever chipping. Similar to the No Shoes Allowed Curse. Always permanent.
Detachment Curse and Soul Transference Curse: The girl's feet will detach seamlessly at the ankle by magic. Baba Yaga always returns her "Pet Feet" to their owner after a few hours of playing with them. Always temporary unless the owner is young and dies suddenly or something while the feet are detached, they're kept alive by Baba's infinite pool of magic... So she has accumulated dozens of really sexy pairs of "Pet Feet" throughout the centuries. They happily live in her hut and usually happily greet her when she gets home, and they love pedicures, spa sessions, and massages. They enjoy giving footjobs too... Some women choose to give their feet to Kenzi young and have their soul transferred into them to obtain a form of immortality because they know that she will take excellent care of them and if they want a body, she has tons of spare wooden dolls to borrow. Even the feet of the ones that accidentally died, all of them chose to transfer their soul into their feet, better than the afterlife some of them were headed to... An animated emoji face tattoo appears on the soles or tops to convey emotions and thoughts. They are also telepathic.
Enemy of Women Curse: Usually used on men who do something to spite her or womankind in general. Women will despise them, spitting at them, cursing at them, pushing, slapping, etc. turning the victim into public enemy number 1 of the fairer sex, magically making every woman around the victim utterly hate their guts. Usually temporary.
Now for much darker curses...
Asshole Spider Infestation Curse: Venomous spiders take up residence and lay eggs in the rectal cavity. That's all. Well... They're enormous too.
The Silence Fool Curse: A snap of her fingers and she can make a shit-talker's mouth rot off...
But remember... She saves her worst curses for those that hurt someone she loves... Those too horrible to even be described...
Nature Magic/"Wild Witchcraft": She is a true Witch of the Woods. The forest itself is a weapon to her. The animals, the plants, the weather, if you enter Baba Yaga's forest... (Or any forest) she is never without a weapon.
Home Magic/Home Witchcraft: You've seen Baba Yaga's Hut, right? It's the definition of home magic. Also, the doorknob can bite you. She has complete control of her home and everything inside.
Nightmare and Hallucination Manipulation and Projection: One of the main reasons this Lil' lady is so scary to so many people. When she was human she would drug people with hallucinogens by making powder from the mushrooms that grow in the forest and blowing it into their face or making it into a liquid or paste to dip blowdarts in. She can make Hallucinations and Nightmares solidify into reality with her magic.
Witchfire: Eerie blue flames that have mystical properties. Not quite Hellfire, but they were created by the forces of Hell and can only be extinguished with Holy Water or by Baba Yaga herself and have several nasty combination effects, acting like Poison-fire and Acid-fire as well. They can burn through even potent healing factors and kill regenerators who don't have True Immortality. Those that are lucky die from the noxious fumes generated by the chemical reaction. It's arguably nastier than actual Hellfire... To quote her... "Hahaha! Dance little ones! Dance in my Witchfire!" *Cackling*
Witchfire Aura: It is a blue, flamelike aura that melts bullets and pretty much makes Baba Yaga invincible while it's up. Protects from melee by radiant heat. Nobody can get near her or scratch her while it's up. Not that she even needs it, but getting shot sucks even for an immortal so...
Temporal Deceleration/"Witch Time": On command, Time moves 100 times slower in an approximately 300-foot bubble around her or she can tag individual people physically or mentally by just looking at them. She can freely activate or deactivate it at will with no limits on time or usage. She's been known to kill her opponents while time is slowed by setting up "Traps". Such as commanding several guns or crossbows to fire into the bubble slowly inching towards their target. Alternatively, she resumes time's speed, and physics kicks back in and does the rest.
High-Speed Flight, Mid-Air Maneuverability, Aerobatics, and Skywriting: She can fly at high-speed with her own magic power or by riding in a large Mortar and steering with the Pestle, a Witch's Cauldron if you will. The broom is to cover any tracks and she would generally knock children out with the broom if they didn't come willingly, though she'll fly on that too when she feels in the mood. She flies around on a Roomba on drunken dares from her subordinates. No matter how she flies, she can turn and stop on a dime and do all sorts of aerial tricks like high-speed turns, loops, corkscrews/barrel rolls, aileron rolls, spins, upside-down, and backward flight. You get the idea, she's an Aerial Ace and master stunt flyer, even while drunk! She can also write messages in the sky in several languages by releasing magic smoke of a variety of colors from her broom, mortar, Roomba, body, whatever. However she flies, she can write a message in smoke.
Teleportation: Several different methods.
Mirror Magic, Mirror Teleportation, and Name Evocation (Via Mirrors): She can imprison people in mirrors, use them to communicate, etc. She can do a lot with a mirror, but her favorite use by far is travel. She can also be summoned by saying her name 3 times into a mirror.
Visual Linking (With Dolls): She can see through the eyes of her Dolls which can look like dolls or be magically disguised as humans. She uses them as her Spies and Scouts.
Hypnotic Eyes: Even before gaining magic, her beautiful eyes could enthrall almost anyone... After gaining magic, think Bela Lugosi's Dracula with the Hypno eyes. But seriously, her eyes are just beautiful. She really doesn't need magic with that strong cute pouty face game she has...
Hair Magic/"Wicked Weave": Pretty self-explanatory, she can use her hair to grab things, for example... Maybe even summon demons through her hair... In theory... A portal would be much more effective than possessed hair... Her hair does hold magic within it though... Genuine Witch Hair is highly coveted in Occult circles as it is used in certain potions and brews by non-magic users. Kenzi, like all Elanas has a mild Hair Fetish... So when she comes across girls with perfect hair, she obsesses over it... When she was a weaker witch she would grow her power by brushing and braiding the hair of more powerful witches and absorbing excess power... These days she does the same for her War Witch allies as a way of bonding with them and an excuse to play with their silky hair. She is a universally loved Commanding Officer, even if she's a bit eccentric... Some of them are actually really into it... She does scalp massages and everything, it just feels good and she gets to touch their pretty hair. It's a win-win! She does shampoo and dye too, but that's not free, she charges a little bit for that cause sometimes she puts some literal magic into it, some Hair Magic. She can do it on other people's hair too. Making the color more vibrant or last langer... Making their hair stronger or grow a little faster... Adding a temporary magic Pleasant Scent Blessing so that their hair always smells nice for about two weeks... The list goes on... Stuff like that.
Shapeshifting and Vocal Replication: After her body was restored to its youth, she gained the ability to shapeshift and change her voice at will. She can look and sound like anyone real or imagined. Her voice is always appropriate for her disguise, it's uncanny how well she can do anyone's voice, even if she's only heard them once. She can also make any combination of voices.
Physical and Combat Skills
Shapeshifting and Vocal Replication: After her body was restored to its youth, she gained the ability to shapeshift and change her voice at will. She can look and sound like anyone real or imagined. Her voice is always appropriate for her disguise, it's uncanny how well she can do anyone's voice, even if she's only heard them once. She can also make any combination of voices.
Physical and Combat Skills
Massage Intuition: She learned Reflexology and many other massage techniques of the feet and full body from and specifically for Snowgoose. Snowgoose wants her toes to be as flexible as willow, but solid as rock. Strong toes are a must in Ballet. Snowgoose definitely has strong and flexible toes... That's for sure! Kenzi would know... Snowgoose has given her many footjobs over the years...
Dance Intuition: She is a member of Snowgoose's Hip Hop Ballet dance crew. She is her second and direct dance partner actually. Baba Yaga is quite an amazing dancer.
Pole Dance Intuition and Vertigo Immunity: Snowgoose taught her to pole dance... She is an amazing Pole Dancer! Y'know... For exercise, obviously! She can even do it while completely sloshed! She can fight from a stripper pole as well.
Singing Intuition: She is the lead singer of a Russian Metal Band called Winter Witch on her off days sometimes. She doesn't have to be personally present on the battlefield at all times due to Gremlin's legion of bleeding-edge war machines, so she has some downtime usually. She can perfectly hit the high notes and the low demonic growls. She actually chants her spells and curses in the demon voice just to freak her opponents out sometimes. She doesn't even need her voice to cast, it's just to fuck with her opponents.
Potion Making and Alchemy Intuition/Baba's Brew: She has a very large Mortar and Pestle. Her potions have a variety of effects, she sometimes tries to sell them like: "My potions are true marvels. One swig and all of your problems will vanish... Or you'll vanish... Or you'll breathe fire... Depending on the problem... Breathing fire may be the solution!"
Culinary Intuition: Don't worry, it's not children... She never actually enjoyed eating them... She has a very large mortar and pestle she puts to good use cooking for the Witches. Yeah, the same one she brews potions in and rides in, don't worry, it's clean.
Multilingual: Fluent in Russian and English (Including both American and British slang. She can do perfect accents of both.). Knows enough French, German, Italian, Japanese, Chinese, Korean, Vietnamese, Dari, Pashto, Arabic, and Kurdish to get by during conflicts in those countries and communicate effectively with allies, locals, or POWs.
Fear Inducement: She is like the Russian Boogeyman, most Russians fear the Witch of the Woods... Her very name can invoke fear... Even the cackling can be effective.
Enhanced Biting and Sharp Retractable Teeth: She can turn her teeth into sharp metal teeth like a shark's for Enhanced Biting in combat. She fights dirty.
Retractable Claws/Nail Manipulation/Witch Talons: She can turn her nails into razor-sharp claws, fingernails, and toenails both, but usually just her fingernails.
Enhanced Biting and Sharp Retractable Teeth: She can turn her teeth into sharp metal teeth like a shark's for Enhanced Biting in combat. She fights dirty.
Retractable Claws/Nail Manipulation/Witch Talons: She can turn her nails into razor-sharp claws, fingernails, and toenails both, but usually just her fingernails.
High Intellect, Leadership Intuition, Military Intuition, Strategy Intuition: She has been a Spetsnaz Officer, KGB Agent, and Commanding Officer of the War Witch Unit for 80 Years. She is a strategic genius and is generally smart all-around due to her vast life and military experience.
Special Ops Mastery: She was trained by the Soviet Army, The KGB, The Spetsnaz, and the War Witch Unit. She is a highly trained soldier and Special Ops Commando. Kenzi is a Spetsnaz Crimson Beret with a KGB background and further specialized War Witch Training.
Supernatural Combat, War Witch Combat Training, and One Woman Army/Army Annihilation: She has 80 Years of Spetsnaz training and combat experience. She generally brings guns and knives to life to fight with her. She will bite. She's tiny but ferocious and ruthless. Her Strength and Stamina give her an edge as well as her Healing Factor. Generally holds back on her "Squishy" Teammates. She can even Multi-wield weapons with her feet up to and including guns much like Bayonetta. They are magically affixed to her boots and fired with magic via Supernatural Gunmanship, but she can fire them with her toes if she has to, usually to show off. Her Area of Effect Spells and High-Speed Flight make her truly a One Woman Army capable of tearing through entire armies with ease. She enjoys flying above the battlefield throwing Magic Nukes in rapid succession, clearing out huge swathes of troops and vehicles in seconds, or as they call it in D and D, the Magic Missile!
Gunkata, Dual-Wielding, Multi-Weapon Wielding, and Supernatural Gunmanship: She knows that Dual-wielding John Wick Gun Fu, you know the style. Hers is actually probably a step up at Bayonetta's level. She can even wield guns with her feet much like Bayonetta. They are magically affixed to her boots and fired with magic.
Weapon Proficiency: Knives and Throwing Knives: She was trained by the Spetsnaz in CQC and knife fighting. She also deadly accurate at throwing them. Often scoring throat shots or eye shots. When she has a bunch of tiny knives she's a master at Speed Throwing them in rapid succession while maintaining incredible accuracy.
Enhanced Violence and Interrogation Intuition: She knows that KGB shit... She also employs various magical tortures, Stalin noticed the gruesome deaths of the people who teased her in her early days and saw great potential in her to cause pain and extract information from people. Exploded heads, exploded testes, skin instantly and magically flayed off (They would die of hypothermia long before being fully skinned if she did it the normal way), spontaneously combusted, turned inside out, dicks rotted off, anuses infested with large highly venomous spiders or flesh-eating insects...
Weapon Proficiency: Knives and Throwing Knives: She was trained by the Spetsnaz in CQC and knife fighting. She also deadly accurate at throwing them. Often scoring throat shots or eye shots. When she has a bunch of tiny knives she's a master at Speed Throwing them in rapid succession while maintaining incredible accuracy.
Enhanced Violence and Interrogation Intuition: She knows that KGB shit... She also employs various magical tortures, Stalin noticed the gruesome deaths of the people who teased her in her early days and saw great potential in her to cause pain and extract information from people. Exploded heads, exploded testes, skin instantly and magically flayed off (They would die of hypothermia long before being fully skinned if she did it the normal way), spontaneously combusted, turned inside out, dicks rotted off, anuses infested with large highly venomous spiders or flesh-eating insects...
Interrogation Resistance Training: The KGB gave her the same training as the other War Witches. However... Because of her powers, she's basically immune to being contained, captured, or restrained by any human means. But she still has the training should she somehow need it.
Enhanced Stealth: She had Spetsnaz Stealth Training, KGB Espionage Training, and Invisibility and Sound nullification magic. She can be an amazing Stealth agent when she wants to, but she prefers flying over the battlefield while cackling and raining Magic Nukes from above, or as they call it in D and D, the Magic Missile! She's done some fantastic stealth jobs over her career though and she can become a ghost when necessary.
Tracking Evasion: She was known to sweep up her tracks to avoid detection and she can make her forest and home a labyrinthine maze.
Equipment
Arcane Weapon/Summoned Weapon: The Hammer of Witches/The Witch Hammer/Malleus Maleficarum: A summoned two-handed ethereal blue flaming Warhammer.
Doll Army: Baba Yaga's life-sized wooden doll servants. A very realistic one was used to lure in children, Baba's sweet, beautiful young daughter... But her true form is that of a creepy doll with dead eyes, glowing red irises, and a ghostly echoing voice. She usually tilts her head and has a slightly off way of moving. Her Pet Feet also possess these wooden dolls from time to time when they want a body.
Baba Yaga's Hut: The Classic Cottage in the woods with the Chicken Legs. War Witch Hangout and Central HQ (When the hut stays in one place for a while she sets up a fence with all of the child bones and skulls that weren't used to make soup stock. The skulls are on fire, burning with blue Witchfire, eyes a flaming glow. She is quite proud of the skull and bone gate with a working bone lock, that is creativity and engineering genius.) She has been known to use the hut in combat, having it stomp enemies and breathe fire from the large furnace oven inside. It belches fire like a dragon with heartburn. It can freely rotate 360 degrees on the legs to breathe fire in any direction. It is magical in nature and cannot be damaged by human weapons. The door will only appear with the phrase "Turn your back to the forest, your front to me." It's not for the faint of heart... Also, the doorknob has fangs. All guests are completely at Baba Yaga's mercy... To quote her: "Do you wish to come into my home? Careful... It has a nasty habit of not letting people leave..." *Evil laugh*
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