Bio: Jade

Full Name: Jade Alice Long (Maiden name: Myers)

Hair: Varies... This woman dyes her hair like every other week... You wanna say her natural hair color is brown, but you aren't really sure... Lower back length, usually down, but it really changes based on her mood. She uses Healthy Glow Neon Hair Dye by Little Demon Alchemist Beauty Supply Co. As a result, her adorable color of the week hair can light up a room with (Insert whatever anime girl color it is at the time here) glow on command via Bioluminescence.

Compound Eyes: Amber Brown. Behind them... Jade is mean sometimes... But she's sweet at heart.

Height: 5'4

Figure: Tough... She's shown you pictures of her in little more than tasteful stickers on her nipples in an artsy black and white photo... She's 98 lbs but a C-Cup!  Why does she have to be so damned hot... She has a really nice body... It's hard to explain... Even though she's like 90 lbs, it somehow just works for her... You still remember that day at work way before the Hive when she said that she was a C-Cup to someone else as you walked by and you literally backed up and stuck your head around the corner. She then laughed, pulled her XS shirt tight against her body, and bam, true boob size revealed... Apparently, the Extra Small shirt was baggy on her and made her look like an A-Cup...

Feet: Size 7, Onyx black polish. Has a boat tattooed on one foot and an anchor on the other. This bitch could model her feet... She even asked you how the best way to make money doing that is back when you used to work at good ol' Big Belly Burger. Not sure if she ever found a cameraman that wouldn't jerk it while filming and had a successful career posting pictures and videos of her gorgeous feet on the internet or not...

Personality and Background: Jade is someone from your human life and the little sister of your most serious on and off ex-girlfriend-girlfriend ever, Tara. She's kind of a shallow conceited bitch... But... She's also kind-hearted, she's full of paradoxes, she makes your head spin. Also, she love, love, love, love, loves, cats! That's probably important. Oh, and she's a Vegetarian. She has a sort of Goth style. She is 1 year and 3 months older than you, so she thinks she can call you "kid" because of that... Also, very notably she could easily pass for Lady Gaga or a Young Amy Winehouse. Seriously, she is fucking hot! She looks like the sexy secret lovechild of both women! She calls you bitch a lot! But it's like the endearing gay kind of bitch meant with love... Like, "Oh hey, bitch!" and "I love you, bitch!", and the one you hit her with... "Love you, bitch! I mean boss... But I really mean bitch! Cause I love you, bitch!" What? You can be stereotype gay on occasion!

Rank and Occupation: Class I Drone, Not actually sure what she does for a living... Modeling? Animal Shelter? Who knows?